Right now, I am detained by the Australian government in a 5-star hotel in Melbourne. It is day 14 and I haven’t left this room. Technically I can leave at 11.59pm tonight but my only option then would be to check into another hotel, so I’m staying until the morning. The closest thing I’ve had to human contact is when the nurse coming along to stick a cotton swab up my nose. To prevent the slow slide into madness I’ve started this blog. I have recently returned to my home country of Australia after three … More Opening lines.